21.2.05
4:14:00 PM
10 Bad Ways to Get over a Guy
1. You decided to celebrate you new single status with an Under the Tuscan Sun vacation in mind but end up with something less than ordinary. Don't skim on yourself and your happiness. It is a hard task than anyone else can imagine. It is hard to get rid of the thought of him from your mind so now it is time to celebrate and reward yourself for kicking him to the curb. Go on vacation, a nice one. It doesn't have to be luxurious or expensive, somewhere that will let you relax and forget about the brutal pass and clear your mind. Somewhere that will give you a chance to clean yourself and start all over new and fresh. Again, relaxing at the public pool full of crying kids down the street from your house is not a best choice to celebrate your new single status.
Wallow in self-pity and listen to very song Chris Isaak has ever written. Why do you to keep listening to something that will remind you of the heart-bleeding past. Move on and put on some dancing music for God sake!
Get a cat...then 2....then 30. Yes they are pets and yes they can be cute and all but having 30 cats would not help you move on. Get out there and have fun with friends not with 30 cats.
Donate all the gifts he bought you to a Goodwill thrift shop only to buy them back the next day.
Immerse yourself in new hobbies - drinking, smoking, and staying out all nihght until you not only forget all about him but also almost forget you have a job, leading you to show up for work in a cocktail dress.
Indulge in retail therapy and by a D&G dress that is so expensive, it mena sliving without electricity for a month.
Leave him a message to make sure he knows that you are so over him. Then call a dozen more times in the following months to reemphasize that you are so over him big-time and you just wanted him to know that for sure.
Rebound with a guy who looks just like your ex...except he is five inches shorter and 50 percent balder.
Take a break from the tyranny of male standards of beauty by refusing to remove any of your body hair.
Show him that you have truly moved on by sleeping with his best friend, his boss and the bartender at this favourite watering hole.
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tara! gala! |
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